All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Age of Criminal

The age you are Legally responsible for Your own actions

You said you say I'm at the age of Criminal

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Age player

a person who likes to role-play as someone older or younger, most commonly used in sexual role play, not to be confused with age regression

hongjoong: hey, isn't Emily an age player

Mingi: I think she is, fix on

by niku is smart af August 13, 2025

AG

AG - refers to a girl who is a hidden gem, someone who is cute or hot that other guys missed.

AG are the initials of Antonio Gates famous Tight End for the Charger who was an Undrafted player who turned into a Hall Of Famer. Or Undrafted Gem.

Bro you got an AG at the bar!

Look at that AG standing in the corner, go ask her to dance.

by anonymous November 26, 2024

New Age Rodeo

A New Age Rodeo, an innovation on a traditional sex prank called, "The Rodeo." A New Rodeo is when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you face time her best friend or sister, or anyone, and have a nice conversation with them for as long as you can until she pulls off. Nobody has been known to get past the 10 second mark.

"Wow! I was with Stacy's mom last night and pulled A New Age Rodeo on her while face timing conferencing her entire family... it was the best ride of my life!!! And there's too!

by Lana Wols February 23, 2018

Age Regression

A coping mechanism and/or therapeutic practice wherein one’s mindset and behaviors regress to those of a child’s

Often abbreviated to Agere

Person 1: Is she sucking on a pacifier?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she's in age regression right now.

by thisvexesme July 11, 2025

aged wisdom

the look you get from having wrinkles in your forehead

Yeah, that's because she raises her eyebrows too much; it gives her the look of aged wisdom.

by NetCast January 29, 2018