Steven

Some of the best people in the world, the kind of person everyone likes. Kind, really smart, snarky, and funny. A good friend and a better boyfriend. May also have musical talent depending on which species of Steven, the organism is. Not to be confused with Stephen.

Sophie, in the middle of her conversation with James: " Hi Steven!"
Steven : "Oh hi! How did you do on your test?"
Sophie: "100! Thanks to your help!"
Steven: "Wow, you did great!"
One conversation later
Sophie: "Wow, Steven is so helpful... I think I have a crush on him..."
James: "I'm now gay and wish he would talk to me more"

by WiseWorder November 23, 2023

Italian Steven

Annoyingly sexy

You can be mad at them cause they're so fucking annoying but be checking them out cause they're sexy ASF and that's annoying.

"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."

by Sadiebiitxh May 4, 2025

Steven Bender

A hockey player that bends his ankles very severely when he skates.

Your'e literal Steven Bender M8.

by Literal Uaj November 3, 2016

Steven

A Steven is a total mystery thats a cross between a CIA agent and Jeff Bezos. Steven never seems to be working but is always spending money like Jeff Bezos. Dinner in Paris, Lunch in Dubai followed by sunsets in the Maldives is what’s in store when your friends with a Steven.

"Who's that handsome guy!?"

"Oh that's just Steven"

by Sxc7885 November 23, 2021

steven shimomoura

cock and ball torture

"Everyone: Sure"
"Steven Shimomoura: Perhaps"

by SickDuck42 November 26, 2019

slimy steven

A sexual act where man covers his cock in pickle juice and fucks his partner in the pussy

Hey Emma, I bought pickles. Ready for the slimy steven?

by Marniechan January 19, 2025

Weird Steven

A version of Steven, related to The Steven Theory. After he has been awake for ten hours he becomes "weird Steven" and starts arguments and is generally just annoying.

I think it's Weird Steven

by polyatail November 14, 2022