The main mode in the game Splatoon, where squid-kid hybrids have to ink the most turf of a stage to win.
Person 1: I lost by 0.5 percent in Turf War yesterday!
Person 2: I lost by 0.2.
Person 1: R.I.P dude
Person 2: I lost by 0.2.
Person 1: R.I.P dude
by duckdusk January 19, 2020
by TheSurvivalDaw April 22, 2022
Basically similar to a flame war or arguement on a forum but which goes on forever between people. Sometimes they have valid reasons, sometimes no. Either way they fight as if. Oddly enough it upgrades sometimes to a crusade of sorts level
Look at this war of opinion going on between these three jerks and a moderator. There just flaming each other like theres no tommorow
by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018
This a fun game to play with your friends, in this game you and your friend try to see who can cover their ballsack first with a mcdonalds ranch packet.
by Datboicade December 09, 2019
when someone is having too much thoughts about people both negative and positive and these thoughts are about one situation
Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time
Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly
The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think
Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly
The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think
by 11.ask July 17, 2018
this is a declaration of war 🔪
by levi's third sword January 15, 2021
a major civil war in england between the house of lancaster, the house of york and the house of tudor
by German Empire August 12, 2021