cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Red eyed wolf

A red eyed black wolf, specifically in a tattoo, is a way to recognize a sex offender.

Look at that fat woman with the red eyed wolf tattoo, she must be a pedo.

by Kyle00110 February 07, 2024

Red eyed wolf

A red eyed wolf, specifically in tattoo form, is a tattoo given to sex offenders to warn the public of their crimes.

She has a red eyed wolf tattoo, she’s definitely a pedo.

by Kyle00110 February 07, 2024

sticky eyed

basically when sombody nuts in your face and it gets in your eyes

DAMN HOE YOU JUST MF GOT STICKY EYED

by pacitoman September 26, 2018

lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

by Moo.sam December 03, 2024

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

by Unkle Nasty 69 February 04, 2025