Cock eyed

Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.

Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed

by Thousand measurement April 14, 2022

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

One eyed wal-eye

A penis.

Godfrey, really likes One eyed wal-eye's.

by Brodaaaaaaa September 15, 2011

Black eyed Susan

When his balls sack hangin so low that he black in both of her eyes from behind her in doggy style position . Her names Susan ... ??

Black eyed Susan likes i from behind.

by One eye angi June 28, 2021

GOAT-EYED

High AF

That bowl left him looking goat-eyed

by DownsAZfuk September 30, 2022

Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.

Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.

by Plowmandan February 15, 2017

to tette og ei badehette

Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.

Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.

by Elektroblaster2000 March 3, 2018