Horse cock

Fuck you Cody, you horse cocked freak.
Hym "No you didn't earn shit and are capitalizing off of decades of female bigotry. You and that retard need to get both of your heads chopped off. Both of them. Horse cock prick. They were thanks for admitting to the car sabotage on camera. Clip that and watch for him to take the video down. When the game end you're going to be the first one they come for Cody Johnston."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
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Canadian cock burp

when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"
by Jay/ sinister munchkin on disc February 18, 2020
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hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
by Biggins546 February 04, 2016
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hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents
penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock
by Biggins546 February 04, 2016
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Cock Biting Asshole

A cock biting asshole is a whole new level of a asshole it is to the point of where you do not care about what people say,think or do
"Wow he parked in a handicapped parking lot"
"Wow what a Cock Biting Asshole"
by JFG InstaKill September 07, 2015
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But is his cock fat though?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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El-cocking

Flashing a pistol to make your penis look bigger. Compensating with brains may be dumb enough to fuck up and kill someone
If you El-cocking you can leave or get shot
by Unnaturalpat June 20, 2020
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