Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet
Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
by lordyrei December 12, 2024
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triple dog dodger

when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else
me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!
by silentinletrees January 02, 2018
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huff dog

Someone who vapes to much but is also a bitch
Sydney is such a huff dog
by Huff dogger October 22, 2017
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Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.
Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”
by Sammishredd November 27, 2024
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dog-block

Ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. A truly dastardly act.
In a feud over a "fives" call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a Supebowl party, one contestant encourages a grillmaster to deny his foe a hot dog: one variation of the dog-block.
by Michael R. Davis February 04, 2008
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Hung dog millionaire

When Charlie savage inhales a bottle of whicky on a Friday and spits statutory rape game on Jessica. Then wakes up to become the infamous hung dog millionaire
Harry :Charlie why you so hung, just firm it pussy
Charlie: shut up you smelly saliva eating squatch

Harry : your a hung dog millionaire firm it
by HUNG4LIFE January 17, 2023
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