Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

dog bait

A fart that is so pungent and raw that a dog reacts as if food has been laid out.

I was dropping dog bait last night since I had steak and eggs for breakfast.

My dog bait , caused by beer and slim jims, confused my pup the other day.

by Clake Bhristian November 3, 2013

Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020

Dog Rolled

Disappearing from society, removing themselves from group chats.

Has anyone seen Tom? Na cunt dog rolled like Maddie McCann.

by D Raid March 25, 2022

Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

Dog Nerd

A person whose love for and fascination with Canis familiaris goes beyond that of a typical/casual dog-lover. These people spend large amounts of time reading books and blogs and watching videos/webinars on topics such as dog behavior and body language, dog training, canine neuroscience, behavioral science, and ethology. They probably have an order of dog books on the way right now and it's likely they've either attended a dog training/behavior conference (such as Clicker Expo) or wish they could. They may act nonchalant when the subject of dogs comes up in conversation and restrain themselves from launching into a deep explanation of their top ten favorite training treats when around non-dog-nerds to avoid coming off as a total weirdo, but happily nerd out when in the presence of their own kind. Dogs - especially their dog/s - are their passion, their hobby, and sometimes even their career. They have a deep love and respect for their dog/s, and meeting their dog's needs and making sure their dog/s have an enriched and fulfilling life is an important priority to them. You're not a dog nerd if you "don't believe" in or "don't agree" with the AVSAB Humane Dog Training Position Statement and/or identify as a "balanced trainer." Dog nerds practice humane, evidence-based training and handling.

"Sheesh, I was only trying to compliment Jennifer when I said she's just like The Dog Whisperer."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."

by Circumspect Caninetrovert September 8, 2021

ugly white dog

maeumi

“omg did you see the ugly white dog?” “just say maeumi, its easier!”

by biscoprotec September 27, 2022