pulled a jayme

When someone does not come to work for a week straight with no notice almost every month.

"Hey have you seen Robert? I have not seen him in a week?
"No I have not he must a pulled a Jayme again."

by UNKNOWNUSER175969 May 20, 2016

Pulled an Owen

The act of closing your locker too early with important stuff still inside

Me: *Closes locker with ID still inside (needs ID)
Also Me: FUCK I DID IT AGAIN
Friend: Oh you Pulled an Owen? what a fkn tard you are

by DatBoiTommyD69 June 17, 2024

Pulled a Kruziik

Hitting yourself in the forehead with a dildo

"Hahaha, he stuck a dildo to his own forehead..totally pulled a Kruziik"

by absolutelynotbec January 23, 2020

Pulling a will

When u see someone’s shoes and ask what size are those.

Jamarion- Bruh im bout to “pull a will” “what size are those”

Will- Bruh shut up and stop pulling a will

by Luke’s February 20, 2020

Pull a shiraho

Stealing at least 10000$ and betraying people while blatantly lying to everyone.

- This nigga just stole 15000$
- Damn did he just pull a shiraho?

by anonymous March 24, 2020

pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023