When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.
by Clvegrl March 30, 2020
The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
by rankled up July 21, 2009
by Old long tall and ugly May 31, 2025
When Ross Eric and Phil drink to much coffee and natter about the other members of the firm until the get caught by the head gaffer and have to carry on working being yardies with terrible dress sense and a passion for being late and unprofessional but at the same time being goofy yardie gangsta wanna be’s with a spotty neck and an obsessive personality.
by RicoKaponasFanPage January 06, 2022
by mrfluffy69420 September 04, 2023
Opening your e-mail and finding dozens of "update" messages from Facebook, each with a link to a comment or reply to a post made on someone else's facebook page. This can be caused by a Facebook Tagfest.
Oh man, what a mess! My my e-mail got Face-Blitzed! There were 43 messages, all of them were notices from Facebook telling me someone posted a comment on someone elses wall!
by The Third Jay Guy April 08, 2010
The 'Petoony face' is a rather shocked facial expression similar to the one displayed by the Transcendence Cat.
The name derives from the combination of the last word of the song sung by the Transcendence Cat owner (which sounds like 'Petoony', some language version of Peony, I suppose), and the iconic expression only ever captured on camera on a cat's face in that video.
The name derives from the combination of the last word of the song sung by the Transcendence Cat owner (which sounds like 'Petoony', some language version of Peony, I suppose), and the iconic expression only ever captured on camera on a cat's face in that video.
by Catxolotl March 02, 2023