It's got a face, but no body

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.

Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 14, 2024

Torta face

'Torta face' is a term that originates from Hispanic communities in the United States. It describes someone with the following features:

1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead

2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones

3.) a long, pointy chin

This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.

Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.

Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.

It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.

This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.

You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.

Dude, that girl over there with the torta face. What is her name???

by Worldwide Scholar 411 December 17, 2024

triangle on a face

whatever you have on your face that forms a triangle makes you gay. (ex: moles, pimples, beauty marks etc.)

I have never seen a triangle on a face until I met Toto. He must be gay.

by ma-sa lu boris December 23, 2024

BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)

oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024

Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Open face

When you dispose of used toilet paper into a trash can and put it in poop side face up (recommended in country’s such as Greece)

I had took a nasty dump in Mykonos and put my diarrhea covered tp into the trash open face

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024

Sacrifice Rook Face

Sacrifice Rook Face or Sac Rook Face is the name of the face made by player 456 in Squid Game season 2. It's used to compare to the happy face from season 1. It defines that sacrificing a rook changed someone from happy to sad, from casual to serious.

His face turns into the sacrifice rook face after knowing what has happened.

by Imustsacrook January 12, 2025