National Pussy Licker

A pedophile who got struck by lightning.

Boy 1: This National Pussy Licker just licked my pussycat.

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

National Arthur Parker Day

National Arthur Parker day is every year on February 7th and it celebrates the day of Arthur Parker

Bro guess what it’s National Arthur Parker day

by _Your_Truly_ January 31, 2023

National hang out with your friends day

National hang out with your friends day starts in February 28 that means you can do anything fun

Beavis: hey Stewart it's fabuary 28
Stewart: ok.....and. I'm still miserable from Jessie denying me on valentines day
Beavis: that means it's national hang out with your friends day
Stewart:oh damn I didn't know wanna go to the fair or the movies today
Beavis: sure

by Ilovebrabdon23567 February 3, 2023

National Kiss Anyone That Names Starts With A P

Feb 6th is where YOU HAVE TO kiss anyone that names starts with a P.

Don't be shy.

Aubrey- Hey Patty its National Kiss Anyone That Names Starts With A P....
Patty- Oh..
*they kiss*

by theonewhocaresaboutyou February 4, 2023

National Be Gay Day

Feb 6th and 7th is where you be gay for those 2 days.

Dont be shyyyyy.

Dude 1: Hey Homie, its National Be Gay Day.
Dude 2: Lets act gayyy
Dude 1 & 2: YEEEEe

by theonewhocaresaboutyou February 4, 2023

February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A

Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

by R4indr0q February 6, 2023