When a new case is released on Counter Strike (or its spin-offs) but the drop rate is so abysmally low that people are willing to go as far as AFKing for hours on end, even when the odds are against them.
God damn, Brad. He's been in the past 10 games, just sitting there hoping to get that case! I swear he's got New Case Syndrome.
by DirtyPolarBear November 10, 2017
Get the New Case Syndrome mug.False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by nerds with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure to understand irony in real life.
Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass
Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.
Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass
Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
by Peppi_Dufter September 19, 2023
Get the Assburgers Syndrome mug.A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.
I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.
My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
by Aflbck December 19, 2024
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You know that girl, Sarah? I swear she has Mario syndrome. I can't tell her a single thing without her sharing her own experience.
by anonymous June 3, 2023
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Doctor: we recognized ermentrudes syndrome early in mikes life, but Symptoms didn’t show until his 50s
by Cancer__man July 1, 2021
Get the ermentrudes syndrome mug.A person possessing chronic otaku syndrome is no regular otaku. They are obsessive over it.
These are the sorts of people which will watch 4 seasons in a few days.
Usually very cool
These are the sorts of people which will watch 4 seasons in a few days.
Usually very cool
Person 1: "hey look person3 is watching Attack On Titan season 5"
Person 2:"yoo didnt they watch the first 4 of those in like 5 days?!"
Person 1:"yeah, they're totally a case of chronic otaku syndrome, they got it bad"
Person 2:"damnn"
Person 2:"yoo didnt they watch the first 4 of those in like 5 days?!"
Person 1:"yeah, they're totally a case of chronic otaku syndrome, they got it bad"
Person 2:"damnn"
by chronic-otaku-syndrome-haver April 4, 2022
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