Pussy Laugh

When you laugh so hard you pee yourself a little
I pussy laughed when Paloma told me a joke about not showering
by Daredevilslut October 21, 2019
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Playin' with your pussy

When you don't get shit done that was suppose to be done days ago. So you are laying around being lazy, pushing off what needs to be done, and playin' with yourself.
Another way to describe procrastination.
Friend #1: Ayo, we gotta get this project done by the end of the week to make some big bread.

Friends #2: Ight bet, I got you. We gonna get this money and make it out the hood!
(Friend #2 goes to his room to play Grand Theft Auto every single day instead)
Friend #1: Maaaaannn! Quit playin' with your pussy!!
by Phenomenal1738 March 27, 2024
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Pussy Cruncher

When the pussy has been through a plethora of oral warfare by an overzealous tongue, set of sharp teeth and way too many fingers rendering the pussy in a extreme state of pain.
Oh my God, Sloan! That Carl is a total pussy cruncher. I had go the ER and I’m Vicodin again!
by Cara Guilfoyle April 16, 2018
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