Dirty zayd

When your friend sucks your balls in class during a french presentation

the teacher asked why i was giving simon a Dirty zayd.

by JEFFERY DIC January 18, 2023

dirty blasious

When taking a shit in a public restroom only to find out there is no toilet paper so you use you underware and leave them there.

I left a dirty Blasious at the gas station.

by Period pussy eater June 6, 2020

The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.

Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.

by Francesco morningwood March 21, 2023

Dirty Coner

The Dirty Coner is the act of shoving one's kitchen utensils one by one into your Rectum whilst playing low quality Jump Up Drum & Bass as loud as you can whilst staring intensely at your dog who is doing the circle dance before taking a shit.

"Did you hear about Ethan? I heard he was caught and gave his nan a heart attack whilst performing the Dirty Coner, his dog had to be put down"

by Eric Bana's Left Foot June 9, 2020

Dirty cohan

A man who masturbates while in the action of sucking three pinus’s while sticking his toe up his arse

Wow he is a dirty cohan

by Cwanja October 14, 2020

Dirty-Dished

When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.

If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.

Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?

Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.

Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)

Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.

Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.

(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?

Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.

(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.

Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.

Wife: Literally

loaf

slack
confuse
trick
sneaky

by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016

Dirty Sneezus

Upon railing a chick in the anal cavity, remove said Phallis from the anal cavity, and sneeze on it. Then ram said now dirty phallis back inside said anal cavity with no warning or caution.

Lastnight me and darrian were goin at it and he ripped my asshole open with a dirty Sneezus.

by Rahb Zeus May 23, 2019