Pulling a Houfe!ni

The act when one consumes so much food they weigh more than the observable universe and collapsing the entire time continuum and turning into a black hole.

Man 1 "Whoa, how is that guy becoming a black hole!?"
Man 2 " Oh, he's just pulling a Houfe!ni."

by Houf!eni December 14, 2024

pulling a winter

Killing yourself. Based on the idea of plant life dying during the winter.

chat i’m considering pulling a winter from how hard this test is.

by divinehumanity December 18, 2024

pulling a bryan

being late

where’s kaelec? oh he’s pulling a bryan!

by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024

pulling a bryan

being late as fuck to work

where’s kaelec? oh, he’s pulling a bryan!

by thegorlwithkaleidoscopeeyes December 20, 2024

pull a Milan

to be a pedophile who is also ugly and overweight, an emotionally immature crybaby, and has the mile time of around 3 years

"Damn bro, don't pull a Milan on me. You never wanna stoop that low."

by stuckinfightmesbasement December 24, 2024

Pulling an Aware

When you sell your partyhat in favour of dyes

Today I feel like Pulling an Aware

by IDPS tower bomber December 24, 2024

Pulling a Marc

It happens when your dad just disappears out of thin air. He leaves to get the milk and never ever comes back.

I really like having my dad around to play catch with. I hope pulling a marc isn’t on his bingo card.

by sassmagoo December 25, 2024