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I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
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wokeness

A term used for a compelling ideology that suggests that the institutions of society are designed by the powerful to preserve discrimination, and all group disparities are the result of said discrimination. Therefore, society's evils and disparities can universally be explained by the malice of others.
One of the main goals of wokeness and the woke movement is for group equity to be achieved through policy changes and redistributionism.
by madeittothecouch March 17, 2023
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Woke

Self righteous, narrow minded, ignorantly judgmental, all under the guise of false pretentiousness. They're the opposite of being aware , concerned , and genuinely attuned to moral values.
Dumb fuck woke college kids protesting perceived injustice while supporting terrorism, rape, and anti-lgbtq policies.
by eyeknowitall June 4, 2024
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Woke

Woke Virus: Dr. of Medicine - Dr. Steven Willing - The Psychology of Wokeness:

1. Moral absolutism-we're right, but everyone else is wrong.
2. Virtue-Signaling-Letting others know just how good you are.
3. The will to control - Determination to dominate others.

7 Signs You've Gone Woke
1. You lack critical thinking ability.
2. You identify with progressive issues (indoctrination, socialism, accepting abominations, animals-plants over human life worshiping and making sacrifices to Molech.
3. You are rebellious against GOD and Western Judeo-CHRISTian Values (LOVE, Foregiveness,etc.).
4. You have BLIND devotion to the cause of redressing perceived injustice , especially economic and racial injustice.
5. You are offended by everything.
6. You seek to silence anyone who disagrees with you.
7. You embrace spirituality (Lucifer), but reject religion
I am woke now. Agree with me or else you closed minded creep.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 27, 2024
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Woke

A state of mind where only feelings are important and facts are irrelevant. Ironically used as a manipulation tactic like Political Correctness to manipulate those who disagree as being asleep to the “facts” there by discouraging the use of any critical skills or expression of opposing viewpoints.
1) There are only two genders.
Dude you are just not Woke.

2) There are dozens of non binary genders.
Dude that is so Woke!
by Scooter B May 10, 2024
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Woke

The ideal of being a pussy ass bitch. Usually accompanied by being offended easily and having a vag.
I think I heard Toby's vag flapping in the wind. He's a woke ass little bitch.
by Itstimebaby March 12, 2023
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woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
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