winning

The eternal state of Charlie Sheen. What Charlie Sheen thinks he is doing.

I am on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. I'm winning!

by sheenster1 March 25, 2011

“Winning”

When you lose everything you hold dear and everybody starts hating you and making fun of you so in a fit of petty rage you attempt to take everything around you down only to fail spectacularly.

Man 1: I heard Dutch tried to turn the VIP server against itself.
Man 2: Yeah, but it failed miserably, in the end he thinks he won.
Man 1: Yeah, he sure is “winning” all right...

by Booooooce July 3, 2021

Win

Some guy with big dik energy

"Damn is that Win"

by CrisTheWu November 24, 2021

Winning

Not loosing

Friend:do you know what winning is?
You:not loosing

by mrfeet February 20, 2021

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen was on a tv show called Two and a half men, he got a argue with his producer and now is winning at home. He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning, i win here and i win there.. now what ?

by tsunaze March 23, 2011

Winning

Cheap Wine, fresh sushi and legendary Car Sex

Some winning right now would be amazing

by Trollypickercolonisers January 28, 2024

Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021