Whale week

When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.

Instead of shark week...

We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?

by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017

Slap ass week

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9

Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week

by Heckmeister April 6, 2022

Therapist Appreciation Week

Who was the one who specially spent time & effort to help you the last time? Who was the one who stayed & supported you through every situation?

It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).

Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?

Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!

Therapist Appreciation Week:

Weekdays:

hey therapist,
personalized paragraph

Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)

by randomperson? July 20, 2022

2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye

did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.

by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021

Dry hump week

It’s national Dry Hump week find a girl you don’t be a square. The first week of October.

It’s to find a female and Dry Hump on Dry hump week

by I love life and October 1, 2019

Week

Monday through Friday according to urban ebonics

It’s been a long ass week. I can’t wait until the weekend.

by Dictionary/. September 16, 2021

Bi week

When someone questions their sexuality so they switch between male and female partners frequently

"I thought you said you were gay?"

"No, I'm having a bi week, last week I was gay, this week I'm straight."

by Lolfail7 April 5, 2017