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3 a week ultimatum

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.
After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.
by Ryan331 December 9, 2023
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Gooch Week

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!
by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018
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Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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8 Weeks

The time in which a boy named Alex supposedly didn’t shower for
Joe : dude you smell like shit
Jack: I got a shower yesterday

Joe : Nah dude, must’ve been like 8 weeks
by OneBleach:Shippuden July 26, 2021
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Slapp ass week

Slsp ass week starts on September 13-17 you can slap your bsf ass your gf ass your bf ass your frind ass(not if you ina relationship tho) all week
Hey bae uts the 13 yiu know what that mean
What?

Slapp ass week just stated
by Coochie licker 2000😛 September 11, 2021
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Shark week

The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs
“Hey are you okay?” AM I OKAY????? NO IM NOT OKAY ITS SHARK WEEK!!!!!
by Xoxo..x.gossipgirl October 2, 2022
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butt week

It’s Butt week,get ready!
by liltwistedonez January 3, 2018
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