When you ask your workmate you've secretly had a crush on for months what she's doing next Wednesday but she rejects you because you have a head.
by Jonathan Castro July 16, 2018
Get the Flopmug. by soobins wife February 10, 2022
Get the Charlie the flopmug. 1. The act of cutting ones shoe to wear as a flip flop.
2. To smack someone in the face with their own shoe, while they are wearing it.
2. To smack someone in the face with their own shoe, while they are wearing it.
"I couldn't find any socks but I found some scissors, so I cut my shoes into shoe flops."
"He was being stupid, so I shoe flopped him."
"He was being stupid, so I shoe flopped him."
by Michael Burton April 19, 2008
Get the shoe flopmug. by Baked dinner March 25, 2022
Get the Flopmug. 
Coloquialism for any given object in need of passing (spliff, salt, remote, etc)
HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED
HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED
by fleshconker December 6, 2022
Get the skrinson doofer flip flopmug. 