Screaming Unicorn

When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead

"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"

by Screaming Unicorn December 17, 2016

The Majestic Unicorn

When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.

Babe let's do The Majestic Unicorn tonight

by LumperJumper October 30, 2018

Unicorn sex

The female gender slap each other with dildos to have sex with each other

The girls at school had unicorn sex

by Obama lover 1 December 17, 2019

unicorn bitch

Your best friend from your orgy that is willing to do anything, anywhere with them

Me and my unicorn bitch have such a great time, and I can use them anytime!

by DATGAIBOI May 18, 2018

unicorn giggles

When you are waking into a bar and a unicorn drinking whisky starts to tell the bar about his adventures at sea

While walking into a bar the unicorn giggles

by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

Unicorn Milk

Slang for semen used within the gay community.

Jeremy filled me full of Unicorn Milk last night!

by LuvMashine March 29, 2017

unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.

I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021