Jim zinked

When you fuck up every job you bid

Man this is really Jim zinked

by Bradley Gribble July 11, 2022

Jim C

CHAD he is the best Chad ever to exist and a God coder

Ladies: O SHIT ITS JIM C *Swoons to the floor*

by Chadlord 69420 May 07, 2021

silly jim

when you pop a boner and fart at the same time

yo no way bro i can't belive you cracked a silly jim out on that 3 way with kelly last night!!

by sheep.boners April 22, 2016

angry jim

An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.

He's gone and done an Angry Jim. Drinking pina coladas in a sombrero at a funeral.

by AJ1000000 July 15, 2017

jim-jam boobaloo

Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.

Alternatively, a Boner Angel.

"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"

Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"

by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 22, 2020

Jim Dear

In the film Lady and the Tramp, Lady thinks her human companions are named "Darling" and "Jim Dear."

also, a nickname I really like (:

Jim Dear, won't you come have dinner with me?

Jim Dear, you know I love you.

by Shaney70934 January 21, 2013

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 February 26, 2016