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fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.
What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!
by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014
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Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.
Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case
by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016
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Fart Recon

When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.
Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.
by norminat0r June 23, 2012
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Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.
Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.
by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020
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Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.
Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart
by Scritty April 14, 2010
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Fart Loan

When a girl farts while you are fuckin her ass and the fart travels through your dick and out your ass
Man I was fucking McKenzie last night and she gave me a fart loan.
by Ton_The_Hungry September 30, 2020
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Took a Fart

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.
Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.
by jonsnowlover October 24, 2018
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