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Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen
Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About
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bullshit

DUDE THIS IS BULLSHIT
we get it gerald you hate math.
by ThatIdiotWithAPlan January 21, 2022
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Bullshit crush

A bullshit crush is when a person has a crush on someone but doesn’t have a proper reason to like the and they often confuse a crush for lust
Stacy has a bullshit crush on Tyler
by J57 October 13, 2023
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Bullshit

Relating to Court and the law.
‘Great, I have to go through this bullshit again.’
I thought as I walked into the courtroom.
by C&Y BS December 25, 2018
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G-max bullshit

Some real bullshit
An absolutely ludicrous amount of bullshit.
"That's some G-max bullshit right there"
by Wangomango September 19, 2021
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logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
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