by kuckky August 4, 2022
Get the Simon can you shut up!mug. Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.
Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!
Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!
by Wet Willy October 27, 2017
Get the Simonmug. good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???
by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020
Get the Simonmug. they have a huge monster cock.
by lolnogæhœ December 11, 2020
Get the simonmug. The belief that even if life is meaningless, we still choose to fight, to feel, to create—not because it changes the outcome, but because that’s what makes us human. It’s the defiance of giving in to emptiness, the quiet scream against the void. It’s crying out to the universe not for answers, but to be heard. It’s embracing the chaos, the heartbreak, and the beauty of existing, all while knowing none of it was promised.
When I read his poetry, it wasn’t just existential dread—it was Simonic Nihilism: the refusal to be silenced, even when no one is listening.
by userblank264972 March 22, 2025
Get the Simonic Nihilismmug. 
