Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

Smoking simulator

Smoking Simulator is a computer game that tasks you with surviving a stressful day at work armed with only a handful of cigarettes.

I love playing Smoking simulator it my favorite video game

by Game mode 0 July 23, 2018

smoking a pole

Giving a blow job.

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.

by Traburn March 24, 2016

smoking fajita

when you have sexual intercorse with a mexican female and her sexual organs start to steam

“i was fucking this mexican chick and i have her a smoking fajita that shit was fire dawg

by baileymk6 July 16, 2018

The Island That Smokes

The Island That Smokes refers to Teneweedfe. A cannabis social club and subsequent following due to the cannabis hype in Canary Islands largest volcanic island; Tenerife!

The island that smokes is blowing up 💨💨💨

by Nino 420 January 3, 2022

Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.

I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.

by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019

smoke amp

Bong water additive/enhancer for marijuana smokers. They use it to increase the intensity of their hits and smoothen their exhale.

Damn, that smoke amp and this Train Wreck knocked me on my ass!

by CaliforniaHyperbole November 4, 2014