A person who is excessively posh. They are likely not smart. A Charles Richard Bell can’t pull a girl for their life, so they prefer to kiss men instead.
“I hate how posh that kid is... bet he can’t even get a girlfriend.”
“Yeah, he’s probably called Charles Richard Bell”
“Yeah, he’s probably called Charles Richard Bell”
by £££123 November 26, 2021
Get the Charles Richard Bellmug. 
The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021
Get the Richard’s Ascotmug. 
by Freckle_Meckle July 19, 2021
Get the Richard Averymug. Richard: They shouldn't say "All you can eat" if they don't mean it."
Nicole: Richard, you ate a chair.
Nicole: Richard, you ate a chair.
by tinypeeny February 21, 2022
Get the Richardmug.