Loser

A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try.

"Bro, people think that because their stuck in one place right now, they can't keep going. Kind of a loser move tbh."

by Ragingrigby June 10, 2023

Loser

Someone who’s birthday is on October 13th and is amazingly awesome

Gage dice is a loser

by Jasmine1234567 October 12, 2020

loser

Donald Trump

Tump is literally the biggest loser ever!

by cedricsgf November 13, 2020

Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Loser

You

You are a loser

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

loser ass bitch

Someone who is lower than sewer water. Someone who lies and cheats to get to the top and get over on people. It's probably someone related to you or were/are friends with.

Shanda tried me over the phone when I told her I wasn't lending her anymore money until she paid me back. It's been a year. She's a loser ass bitch!

by GG Allin February 4, 2024

Loser Ville

A location designated for absolute losers you can't do anything right. If you live in loser ville you are a certified nerd with no friends that pulls zero bitches. Loser ville is in active warfare with DownTown Cools ville and is losing the war.

bully; "heya nerd, are you from loser ville, because you're a loser!"

nerdy kid; " actually, loser ville is a fictitious location, so i can't possibly originate from it"

bully; "whatever dweeb, just hand over the lunch money before i bang your mok"

by Biggy R (red) January 30, 2022