thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S
"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!
by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019
Get the thanos (aka. the anus)mug. Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.
Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
They have the perfect butthole.
Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
by iamdabananaking March 16, 2017
Get the anus modelmug. The most calm person ever to exist! She will listen to you when the world has earmuffs on. She's caring and mother like. When people are mostly depressed they come to Anu to seek peace. If you're impatient she knows how to fix you!
You need help? Ask Anu...you wanna learn about that thing you don't even remember at all ...ask Anu bruhh she knows it and has it glued to her memory!
You need help? Ask Anu...you wanna learn about that thing you don't even remember at all ...ask Anu bruhh she knows it and has it glued to her memory!
by Someoneydk🤑 November 24, 2021
Get the Anumug. by thick penis in anis June 16, 2019
Get the anusmug. An almaximus anus is a creature with rare disabilities and has the urge retardate in formidable areas of the city Bergen.
This is a weak creature and has a superior creature named after the nazis
Almaximus Anus goes by the nickname Anus after its own braincell capacity cant handle the pressure of learning the alfabet. Which just leads to impossibilities Anus can’t process.
U can find this creature in formidable areas like the woods, on a party with his head in a bowl and Nadia’s house.
This is a weak creature and has a superior creature named after the nazis
Almaximus Anus goes by the nickname Anus after its own braincell capacity cant handle the pressure of learning the alfabet. Which just leads to impossibilities Anus can’t process.
U can find this creature in formidable areas like the woods, on a party with his head in a bowl and Nadia’s house.
-Damn u done did some Anus shit
-Almaximus Anus dat weed hit different
-løp for livet Anus! Kamego e på bussen!!!
-Almaximus Anus dat weed hit different
-løp for livet Anus! Kamego e på bussen!!!
by asertyuikbvc January 20, 2022
Get the Almaximus Anusmug. Anus Bleacher is someone whom is an asshole in the most stuck up manner possible. The type of guy to go out and fuck 69 year old women cause you know 69
by Pppppachi October 14, 2017
Get the anus bleachermug. An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.
Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.
by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022
Get the Tornado anus dragonmug.