dating probation

When you've screwed up your relationships so bad that your friends don't think you should pursue another relationship for awhile, so they put you on "dating probation".

After a terrible break-up, Dominic's friends put him on dating probation.

by nicestgirliknow December 20, 2009

Dump Date

Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.

The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.

Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.

Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.

by meowfulcopter April 19, 2009

Date with a [plumber]

Verb - going out with someone for the sole purpose of a booty call (laying pipe).

It has been so long since Sharon had sex, she was desperatly looking forward to her upcoming date with a plumber!

by SexintheCityJerseyGirl October 4, 2007

Skype Date

When two people set up a time to video chat on the program Skype in order to masterbate while watching the other masterbate as well. Also a nice time for strip tease.

Jill: I have a skype date later with Jack.
Julie: What are you going to take off this time?

Ben: What is a skype date, man?
Jack: A time when I get to get off while watching my girl touch herself.
Ben: I need to do that!

by Giggles44 January 10, 2010

Double Date

The use of two hands to jerk off

When I rub one out, I like to double date.

by DeezNutz February 19, 2003

D-Date

A date un-organized or un-planned but jumped into awkwardly and unofficially or a date where you are bombarded by questions and/or not able to speak

Example 1
John: Hey do you want to go to the movies
Kate: Ya sure i'll meet you there
John: Umm WTF a D-Date
Kate: O.K. cya there
John: Alright
Example 2
John: Hey
Kate: Hey omg (constant rambling)
John: Oh ya...
Kate: No no no its like (more rambling)
John: Wow O.K.

by MC Whitey1551 April 18, 2010

Dating Virgin

Where someone hasn't been out on a date with anyone or asked anyone out.

"Hey, did you hear? Tom is still a dating virgin!"

by Angel H2r9 April 24, 2010