Brook..tard

Valid walking w

Brook..tard never misses

by Uzusuru April 15, 2021

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Lithi-Tard

A crack-head retard that lives in Lithuania

Oh nah mans you a Lithi-Tard on god.

by BukuTard November 16, 2022

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He-tard

When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.

Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!

by Bundy_in_Chilton September 23, 2022

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Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.

Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe

by binmunbruce January 2, 2022

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Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.

Stop being a Tik-Tard!

by SKETCHY JAY December 24, 2021

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tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022

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