Using a sock to wipe your ass when taking a dump in a vacant house. Then rolling it up and putting it in your pocket!
by caaaaaa May 16, 2006
Get the Cleavland Sockmug. The act of skeeting (Sperming) in a condom, letting it sit for a few minutes until it liquifies, then slapping someone in the face with it.
by Michael McAllister May 18, 2007
Get the Rotten Sockmug. by tm5375 July 30, 2007
Get the rocks in socksmug. Sock profit is worked out from the following equation.
X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit
Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.
X = the number of similarly coloured socks strewn on the floor of your house before a friend comes to visit
Y = the number of socks that you are left with after they mix your generic black socks up with their own socks during packing or washing. The party who has the most illegitimate socks gains SOCK PROFIT.
Ben: Hey, there were 3 pairs of my black socks on the floor before you packed up, now there is 1!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!
Michael: ?!.....SOCK PROFIT!
by Wildcardnz February 6, 2009
Get the sock profitmug. The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.
Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.
*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.
*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!
Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?
Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?
Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
by WelshDan March 23, 2017
Get the socks & sandalsmug. Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.
More commonly, a wank sock.
Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
More commonly, a wank sock.
Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.
Often truncated to -
That Simon, what a sock.
Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -
What a fucking sock.
Or even as an adjective -
What a socking tool.
Often truncated to -
That Simon, what a sock.
Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -
What a fucking sock.
Or even as an adjective -
What a socking tool.
by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005
Get the Gerrard's Sockmug. the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."
When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.
by weave September 1, 2003
Get the SOCK SNOTmug.