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Wtf is wrong with all bitches named with J and G ?
:)
J and G are not equivalent , G is before J and J is slanted while G cannot be slant .
Therefore, bitches with J and G are unfair.
Single defines J and G . All definitions .

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by anonymous June 16, 2023
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Sanger

That feeling you get when you are very sad and depressed, but you are hungry.
man, i am very full of Sanger.
by iamveryponnish July 6, 2023
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single limbo

When you actively seek a relationship but are incapable of going further emotionally or physically so you’re stuck in a constant loop of validation and retreat
Hey I really like your friend. Is she still in single limbo?
by wedgelover123 August 14, 2023
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Single Syndrome

The urge to flirt, fuck, or catch feelings for anyone become unbearably strong in the period right after leaving a relationship
“I wanna f••k him”
“Didn’t you just get out of a relationship? He’s mid ugly too, the single syndrome is real.”
by cardboardbeach September 27, 2023
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Single Men Crisis

You mean... The incels? Is that👈 THAT ☝️? The weak men? The cause of all the worlds problems? If only they were listening to you better everything would be fine? Is that what you mean?

Hym "Here we have it kiddos! This is 'How we solve the Single Men Crisis (according to the public discourse around the matter)' in several points. You ready? Ok. Here we go.
Step 1: NEVER engage with the 'Single men' publicly or directly. They are to be postured about from afar by people who are disproportionately successful in the dating market and/or women.
Step 2: The discourse should be hyper-fixated on getting men into long-term committed relationships while ignoring the fact (entirely) that the DEFAULT social interaction between women and the dating market is hook-up culture. That's the DEFAULT.(God I wish I had a way to make a diagram here.... Shit.) So, the goal is to find a way to get men to bypass (entirely) the 1st order dating pool and enter the smaller, ancillary dating pool of people seeking long-term committed relationships. Which women are not currently doing. They're not entering the ancillary dating pool until they are in their 30's and satisfied with their career. So we have to pretend this dichotomy between the 1st and 2nd order dating pools does not exist at all costs.
Step 3: We need to obfuscate the causes of disparate outcomes with abstract and sophistical vaguery. It's not 'disparities in general attractiveness, transactional interactions, and fat cocks = outcome' it's ' "The Work" = Outcome.' And if you do 'The work' you will get NOT the outcome of moving into the 1st order dating pool. You'll get a DIFFERENT outcome. You'll get into the ancillary dating pool and that will go however it happens to go.
Step 4: We really have to drive home the fact that this HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WOMEN. Women are not complicit, culpable, or even a variable in the disparities in success. If more men were like the men who are CURRENTLY disproportionately successful... Then those NEW and IMPROVED men... Would do THE OPPOSITE of what the CURRENTLY SUCCESSFUL men are doing... And have long-term relationships with the women... Because... Reasons... Pft! That's the solution to these fucking idiots! Make the bad men like the good men... And then expect the NEW good men... To do, NOT what the current good men are doing, but rather, something else entirely. That's the fucking solution to the single men crisis. There you go guys. Problem solved!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
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sannler

An offensive term towards those who eat sand.
Girl: "Did you hear Gabe say that he HATES sannlers?"
Boy:"Shh! You can't say that word!"
by fart 22 October 6, 2023
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single

Defenitly not me...
:(

Aka SINGLE PRINGLES
by iknowureadthis November 5, 2023
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