armageddon sandwich

Two slices of bread with a piece of paper placed between the slices that has the word "armageddon" written on it, often sent through the mail anonymously as a prank that confuses and dumbfounds whoever recieves the sandwich in the mail. Using moldy bread adds extra humor and awesomeness to the prank. The armageddon sandwich was founded in November of 2007 by a man who is known to the public only as Silly Sally 54.

Dude, my roommate received a package in the mail the other day and was ecstatic until he opened it to reveal the dreaded armageddon sandwich.

by anonymous prankster December 31, 2007

Sandwich Penalty

In the film business (specifically in Vancouver, BC), the craft services crew member is expected to bring the on-set crew a selection of sandwiches 3 hours after the general call time. This is because many of them are so busy, they do not have time to get food for themselves.

Grip 1: Dude, we're 20 minutes into sandwich penalty...

Grip 2: I know, she better be toasting them...

by CameramanMatteo December 7, 2010

soup-sandwich

adj. The quality of being entirely screwed up. See also ate-up.

What the hell is this? You call this a car? The tires are flat, the engine block is cracked, and the left turn signal doesn't work. It's soup-sandwich.

by eidechse July 4, 2004

Sandwich IL

Bruh iont even know I ain't ever stayed here I just gotta go through to get to somonauk but everyone on meth AND SOME WOACH GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA fuck you "heather" anyway don't fuck nobody from here or die fytb

(names are changed to keep personal info to ourselves)
Me-"bro heather gave me CHLAMYDIA"
Trey-"Where she stay at?"
Me-"Sandwich IL!"
Trey-"You dumb fuck everyone know you gotta double wrap or skedaddle"
Me- "she gave good head tho om"

by PlanoFullOfWoaches April 10, 2019

Serengeti Sandwich

When a person devours a Meatball Sub so quickly that it leaves the entrails all over their face, just like a Lion ripping a Gazelle apart on the Serengeti.

Angus has been eating a Serengeti Sandwich by look of his face.

by Bellsniffer McFly June 24, 2012

pizza sandwich

An entity similar in nature, but inherently different from pizza. A pizza sandwich is a sandwich that contains tomato sauce, cheese, and whatever other toppings that are desired. What makes a pizza sandwich different from pizza is the placement of the ingredients between two pieces of bread, in accordance with the definition of a sandwich. This allows for easier consumption and transport of the said food.

Damn Lowry, I'm starving, I could really go for a pizza sandwich.

by Richard Bates April 15, 2008

Sandwich Punch

Definition - A Sandwich Punch is the act of punching someone across the face, whilst having a sandwich in your hand, over your knuckles or between your fingers. After successfully punched someone across the face with a sandwich (The more sandwich left on their face, the better) you then throw the sandwich directly at their torso, leaving even more sandwich residue on their clothing.

Jack: That's funny shit, Sean got 'Sandwich Punched' so hard by Connor, that left bread under his eyes and mayonnaise on his shirt.

Connor: I know, wasted my Turkey, Bacon and Mayonnaise sandwich though...

by TheImmersion October 1, 2014