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Coca-Pandad

When a guy has anal sex with a girl he cums in her butt hole then licks it out. He then spits the cum in the girls mouth, she swashes it around then spits it back in his, then massages her ear with his tongue. Then make sure he gets enough of the cum and spit to eat her out then makes out with her afterwards.
Me and my girlfriend totally just coca-pandad

I just love having erotic coca-pandad
by maycoop0426 July 22, 2010
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Lazy panda

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.
Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda
by Nindmcnin June 4, 2015
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Dirty Panda

Dirty Panda is when you continue to hump someone’s butt and you moan like a Panda. You then cum your partner and start getting real dirty. Let’s not get into too much details ;)
“Dang, I wish I was her. She is such a dirty panda.”
by IdontNeedANameNow May 11, 2020
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pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.
The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.
by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021
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- ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-

she is dad lmaoo
daughter: - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-, make me a sandwich!
son: yes daddy - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-!
by hydraxooo August 10, 2018
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panda

The pandas are coming!
by Cpt. Obvious April 12, 2003
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rice paddy

Term for a subset of asians in america who feel their stereotyped racial heritage and/or educational background automatically ranks them ahead of all other races and schools, especially regarding math and science. In actuality, they have a humble family history of rice farming, which is exactly what they would be doing if their family didn't escape their home country hidden on a shipping freighter. Their misplaced belief in possessing amazing math and science skills is only in comparison to rice farmers, at which point even an uneaten dog would be equally skillful. Their farming heritage also partially explains why they are so bad at driving, as cars do not exist on a rice paddy.

This blend of false fortitude and past bitterness breeds a passive-aggressive behavior which results in an uncanny ability to not see anything while driving, as they think their superiour math and science skills somehow equates superior technical driving ability. Actually, their educational smugness produces delusions of all superior technical abilities (especially in the workplace), leading to the rightful retaliation by racial prejudice from the white driving man.
Example 1

Police officer: Tell me how this 50 car pileup accident happened.
Witness 1: A white honda, I think, just swooped across all 8 lanes of freeway traffic without even using a blinker.
Officer: White honda? Do you remember the plate number, or a description of the driver?
Witness 2: Oh yeah, the plate said "IRUVDOG" and the driver was a shortish, dark-haired woman... with slanty eyes...
Officer: Oh, a rice paddy?
Witnesses (together): YEAH

Example 2

Asian person: Herro.
White driving man: Fucking rice paddy.
by Jergen banker July 20, 2009
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