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oscar-ness

Worthy of an award. In behavioural terms, upright, just, gleaming and outstanding amongst all others. In physical terms, effortless presence and appeal to both males and females. A state often envied by the covetous but impossible to pull-off by impersonation . You either have award winning 'oscar-ness', or you don't!!
"Hello, is that the Community College? Where can I learn Oscar-ness please?" ............... (Reply), "I'm sorry, Oscar-ness is a gift which can be neither taught nor learnt. Please peruse our options for a more suitable course, Personality Development maybe?"....
by Aunty FunGal December 24, 2018
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Oscar

Someone’s cat or dog - most likely the one of the girl you wanted to flirt with.
Girl : what’s your name?
Boy: Oscar
Girl: oh so cute, just like my parents’ dog!
by Hhhhh666 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Oscarmug.

Oscar Male

A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!
Bruv I met an Oscar Male today

Wow, I heard he aaaaaaah
by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022
mugGet the Oscar Malemug.

Oscar

A person who you can't even refer to as a man due to how much of a little bitch he is. This person gets absolutely zero bitches and is borderline incel like. He is one insult away from killing himself prolly.
by anonymous October 20, 2022
mugGet the Oscarmug.

Oscar

Samar: Hey oscar, how's your oscar?
Oscar: Idk man, still struggling to be straight.
by Sum-R29 January 17, 2022
mugGet the Oscarmug.

Oscar

A man who can grab any mans bums
by unyeetable November 29, 2022
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