So Be It Onion

A misspelled version of Soviet Union

My Russian friend's dad was born in the So Be It Onion

by Flompus Translator February 5, 2025

Noodley Onions

The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein

Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!

by Dabmaster9000 October 8, 2018

sugar free onion

What I call anyone that has mental issues

Your a sugar free onion
(Said to hobo across the street)

by Awesome cat child May 22, 2021

Onion

A round object with layers like shrek. A retarded ogre.

You onion

by George when were older fuck me January 1, 2020

Onion man

A man who smells so vile that the stench can only be described as “smelling of onions”

Friend 1: You know that one guy, name right?
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.

by I hate onions (raw+green) May 29, 2024

Onion rootter

Someone who wants to die

You’re an onion rootter, stop taking knives!

by A coco July 1, 2022

Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014