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Ninja Phobia

Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)

This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009
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ninja puller

A ninja puller is a strategy for player killers to get other players killed and steal their stuff in MMORGs like World of Warcraft. Is there a MMORG yet like WOW that this is not the best and quickest strategy for character advancement?
Leeroy Jenkins forgot what the pick up key was nor did he know that his strategy would later be called 'ninja puller'.
by John L Foster! December 25, 2007
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Ninja Stinker

During the course of fingering, stabbing a finger into the butt without pause or concern for the victim.
True story - Last night he was fingering me and BAM! Ninja Stinker it was NOT okay.
by Mealz9 June 14, 2010
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grade ninja

the kind of people who are completely silent and unresponsive in classes, but always wind up with the best grades.
Mike: So did you see that Cassie got a 99% on her AP US History final? Way to ruin the curve.

Angie: Yeah, and I have yet to hear her talk. She's such a grade ninja.
by tmib October 27, 2010
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Ninja Slap

A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.
"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.
by ?Ninja May 15, 2005
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beer ninja

The person(s) involve in the theft of beer from one party to take back to the party of their own. Once a beer ninja accepts the mission he must complete under any means neccessary. This includes but is not limited to 1)stealing from a friends party, 2)jumping fences, 3) wearing camoflage, 4)kidnapping people, 5) attacking from the sea, and 6)sending in spies to distract parties away from the mass of beer.
Chris: We are out of beer dude
Nick: No shit? Guy down the street is having a party.
Chris: Lets take his beer.
Nick: Its on. Beer Ninja style.
by thenick September 25, 2006
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budget ninja

Someone who makes something look valuable or expensive without actually spending much money.
“Marcia is such a Budget Ninja, she made that wedding present look a million dollars.”
by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014
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