Ol' BeefCat

The large (34 pound) Maine Coon house cat, owned by a old friend of mine (who self nicknamed himself as "Ol' Beef") who will only use the litter box, if Fresh Step™ kitty litter is used.

I created the artwork for Ol' BeefCat and used it as my logo since 1998.

MarkA😸

"Ol' BeefCat hasn't gone to the litter box since Tuesday! Gotta go to the K-rogers and pick up some Fresh Step, Bah Gawd!"

by MarkA. July 17, 2023

Ole Mike

Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.

Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.

by MartianMan69 May 3, 2024

The Ol’ Colorado

When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.

“Surgery went well! Afterward, he was feeling good enough to give her the Ol’ Colorado.”

by Qnig May 23, 2022

ol seacow motherfucker

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.

“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”

by BlazingFury January 7, 2018

Ole Busted Ass

A woman who thinks she is bad, but in reality is busted to all hell

Ole Busted Ass is going fucking crazy. She's so mad that she's getting zero D on her birthday trip to vegas.

by Young Slim January 15, 2024

Ol Radio Dial

The act of simultaneously twisting a titty and a clit

Tyreek Hill gave his wife the Ol Radio dial after discussing a postnuptial agreement

by Serial Butt Sniffer September 9, 2025

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When you're so overly bored, that you decide to type everything on your keyboard lowercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally, and uppercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally.

GUY #1: *types `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|*
GUY #2: "WTF"

by Quinzen June 1, 2024