As "Good Morning" has long since been recognized as little more than a concept, an oxymoron at best; "Good The Fuck Morning", is now the only way to truly wish another a good morning without trying to sound ironic.
SuzieQ: "Good the fuck morning, Ted!"
Ted: "Yeah, no kidding. It is. Imagine that? Well, a good the fuck morning to you too!"
Ted: "Yeah, no kidding. It is. Imagine that? Well, a good the fuck morning to you too!"
by jacobkreist March 30, 2007
Get the good the fuck morningmug. When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock
After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes
by holysaintvince January 13, 2009
Get the Morning After Shockmug. n.) The underwear your girlfriend found in your dresser that she decided to put on. (May be described as absolutely sexy.)
My girlfriend took a shower and turned my boxers into "morning after" panties because she couldn't find her thong.
by StarWolf777RJ July 19, 2016
Get the "morning after" pantiesmug. When your loving other allows you to bend them over and sniff their pussy immediately after waking up. On occasion this will generate a diamond breaker hard on and lead to morning sex, but generally speaking it starts the day off right and wakes you up with a fresh start to the day that a cup of freshly brewed Folgers can’t even duplicate.
“Bro why are you out here driving the ball 350 yards, I’ve never seen you absolutely crush the ball like this.”
“I got a Good Morning Sniff this morning, everything is right with the world and no one can stand in my way today!”
“I got a Good Morning Sniff this morning, everything is right with the world and no one can stand in my way today!”
by Nolte123 June 15, 2023
Get the Good Morning Sniffmug. by jager666999 May 14, 2016
Get the morning wood workingmug. In parallel thinking to the butterfly effect, this is not knowing what will happen when trying something new for the very first time. Like taking a piss with morning wood, you can never predict where or what direction your piss will go.
Like when NASA first had astronauts in space, they had no idea if they would come back alive until they did it.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.
by Devil's Workshop Industries April 17, 2014
Get the morning wood effectmug. Weird creepy pedophiles who get their full-nights rest on saturdays so they can wake up and flirt with hungover teenage boys in breakfast places come morning.
The sunday morning after that girls party, my boyfriend went to breakfast hungover and got hit on by a sunday morning creeper.
by katiebee101 March 8, 2010
Get the Sunday morning creepermug.