Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie

One can prove how much money they can make.

If i say it will rain tommorow-then there is possiblity that might rain but what are the odds?

if i say 5 & 5 is ten.be it today or tommorrow the answer will still be the same

in a nutshell you can't fight numbers they are always (if logically) correct Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie"

by Jajaaa23 December 10, 2012

number

The act of taking cocaine and rubbing it on one's gums for the analgesic effect.

After I blew the line, I cleaned the plate and took a number.

by Bo Cephus January 28, 2003

numb gums

A person who mumbles while talking shit

You like mumble mumble my new mumble mumble truck mumble mumble.

by Big Nation February 23, 2004

Wrong Number (or a Wrong Number)

Someone that's considered a bandit, inappropriate, faulty or way-off.

Do not trust a person thar is considered a wrong number.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 8, 2004

NUMBERS

Scottish street name for ecstasy pills, ( e no's)

" Here big yin, ye any numbers?"

by ayrshire pedro October 26, 2008

Magic Hat Number 9

After ejaculating in a condom, you quickly pull it off and put it over a girls head, then punch her in the face and say "abracadabra!"

I finished off the night with a Magic Hat Number 9, and she disappeared after that.

by Angel15w January 16, 2009

number 9

the most special lipstick a girl could own. The kind she uses for them BLOWJOBS! Its smear proof and it won't come off.

My girl: DAMN! That lipstick its fly, whatchu use?
Me: Its KAT VON D. It's my number 9 lipstick ;)

by not_your_hoe November 17, 2017