Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.

No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.

by Kyle McHugh May 1, 2024

Naked lightning attack

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.

Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away

by S.13 July 27, 2022

Naked

Stands for: “Nice and Kind EveryDay”

“Remember kids, be NAKED!”

by Kat4ttack September 15, 2020

Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.

Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.

by S.13 July 22, 2022

extremely naked

when someone is like the next level of naked, they’ve ascended beyond just being “naked”

“dude, I was in a hot tub with that chic, and she was so naked, like extremely naked.

by iloveittosbigfathonkers June 15, 2022

Naked

A fresh spawn on rust. Avoid them most likely scream super loud. Might whip a waterpipe out of there ass

"oh look a naked lets go fuck with him" "oh no the naked whiped a waterpipe out of his ass"

by SMILDODILDO January 9, 2018

naked angel

A person who is generally considered angelic in appearance or actions stripping all clothes and care for the world.

"They're like an angel! And..... wow. they're naked. I'm in the presence of a naked angel."

by RobotGirl Penny May 11, 2016