Karen Berry

The hottest of all mums, known to have gaping hole, not to be mistaken with Anna Irwin’s canyon.

I had sex with Karen berry last night, felt like a subway 6inch ham sub on hearty Italian with chipotle sauce and crispy onions

by Ballosmelly January 19, 2022

Wiffle Karen

That one old lady who lives across the street. She hates when you clobber her house with wiffle balls and when you knock them over her fence. She screams WTF ARE YOU!!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SCUMBAGS!! Then you relocate and and cry for the rest of your life!

Did you hear about the Wiffle Karen in the hood? Rumor has it that she chewed out a bunch of kids for breaking her window with a plastic ball!!

by Daquarius 917 February 21, 2022

Helicopter Karen

The soccer moms are breeding ground for the particularly aggressive Helicopter-Karens part helicopter Mom, part Karen, their fear of being around other responsible Mom's and outing their shitty Mothering combined with their outspoken hatred of all things that impose on the fostering of their narcissism makes for an overly aggressive cuntiness that can rarely be restrained without red wine and bon bons

That Helicopter Karen just followed the soccer ref home shouting obscenities while calling the police because the ref reminded her 6yr old son to tie his shoes.

by Gymsmyth September 18, 2020

Skatepark karen

A Karen who brings her 5 year old child to a skatepark and complains about anyone who gets within a 1 mile radius of her kid.

PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUNG KIDS TO SKATEPARKS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING IT FOR WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR!!!

kid: rides his BMX making sure not to hurt the karens child
Skatepark Karen: UMM YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!!!!

by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020

canadian karen

Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.

Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.

by Fourmz May 28, 2020

Basic Karen

See definition of Karen, except this one accuses the manager for her positive Covid test less than 24 hrs after being in the establishment

Erika: Me and my friends tested positive for Covid and the only common denominator is that place we went yesterday so I’m calling the manager

Aunt: honey, don’t be a basic Karen, you can’t get Covid that fast.

by littlebrowngirl June 20, 2020

Karen Culture

A class of person who thinks that asking for a Supervisor or Manager in a non critical situation is acceptable because time has proven that if you complain about something, it will get done faster/better or you will be compensated in some shape or form for your inconvenience.
No one is above being a Karen. It is not age or gender limited.

Ex. 1 -Asking for the manager for a coupon because it took too long to get your Big Mac.
Ex. 2 -Complaining on TikTok about being stopped while acting a fool

The entirety of TikTok is filled with Karen Culture if you think about it. People spreading their opinions and unhappiness because they have no other outlet for it aside from the other people on Social Media

by Martini Drysdale November 26, 2021