the cave

the cave, a wonderful hole in guelph, is the home to many wonderful things.

the cave is known for hosting the best taylor swift dance parties and for serving inordinate amounts of popcorn and nachos.
the cave is where the cave dwellers and the cave dweller wannabees can play wearing obama and eating all the treaties they want, without having to worry about the outside world seeing their behaviour.
everyone who has lived there loves the cave, and everyone has hasnt... wishes they had.

Q: where is the party tonight?
A: obvi, the CAVE

Q: what should we eat for snack
A: we are in the cave... clearly we should have some pop corn and NACHOS!

by cavedweller1 December 6, 2009

coom cave

A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.

Don't go into Jeffrey's coom cave. It smells like ass and cum!

by assmuncher999 April 30, 2022

Flavor Cave

Proper term for a vagina.

Hey girl, I wanna tongue punch you in the flavor cave.

by Imsorrybutithadtobedone July 2, 2016

Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.

"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"

by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011

Goon Cave

A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.

Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session

Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session

by GoonLyfe April 19, 2024

Cave divers apple bobing

When a person puts a rat or gerbil up someone’s ass then try’s to fish around in the other persons ass to get it via only there head

I cave divers apple bobing your mom

by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025

Cameron caves

extreamly awesomeness guy. He'll make you laugh so hard you cry. super tall, blonde hair, and blue eyes that you get lost in when you look at him. he can be your best friend. But don't fall for a cameron caves, becuase he'll always have a crush on someone other than you.

Haley: woah, did you see that guy?

Jess:oh, you mean that cameron caves? don't waste your time :P

by <3theatre May 24, 2011