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Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023
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horny gal

lottie is a horny gal ;)
by shan shan ;) April 29, 2020
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Civilize Horny

Civilize Horny is when both partners have a good, nice conversation about how splended sex is.
I had a conversation with my girlfriend we had Civilized Horny conversation

Civilize Horny is when both partners have a good, nice conversation about how splended sex is.
by Themanmanlol August 29, 2020
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Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success
Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?
by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 5, 2016
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HORNY CRINGE

if you are reading this, i assume you already know what it is, becuse you just want to see people call out everyone that's made horny cringe on this website , its basicly when someone trys to be horny but fails
HORNY CRINGE IS THIS WEBSITE JUST SEARCH SOMETHING AND YOU WILL SEE
by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021
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horny courage

When a person on the shy side is so horny that it gives them the courage to pursue someone to eventually get sex out of them. If you weren’t this horny, you probably wouldn’t wouldn’t be brave enough to ask for the other person’s number. 😂

Unlike liquid courage, you don’t have to drink alcohol to have horny courage.
Daniel is normally very quiet and doesn’t usually talk to girls but for some reason he had that HORNY COURAGE last night at the party and managed to get two girls’ phone numbers.
by DillBill47 September 20, 2022
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Horny Croy

Horny Croy is the slang term for the horny personality of someone with Multiple Personality Disorder.
Timmy: "Hey bill how you doin-screw me in the ass now"
Bill(Sarcastic): "Oh hey Horny Croy glad to see that youve taken control now"
by GeraldHimself March 1, 2021
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