hipster dog

A dog that wears hipster style clothes or accessories, such as name brand dog apparel, or scenesteresque bandannas and is own by a member of the "hipster" crowd (see "hipster").

I swear I saw a hipster dog! The dog was decked out in a cardigan and a bandanna. It was crazy, I swear I think I even saw it texting someone.

by Hipsterdufus261 November 10, 2007

Neo-Hipster

An individual who believes that being a hipster is "too mainstream" and therefore resorts to the act of telling others that they have not participated in some mainstream activity but express their desire too in an attempt to both emphasize the fact that they haven't yet participated and separate themselves from normal hipsters.

Basically taking the hipster philosophy of "I'm so counterculture that I listened to them first" and extending it to "I'm so counterculture that I never listened to them at all"

"Yeah man, I've heard good things about Deertick, and I've been MEANING to check out their stuff" <Neo-hipster

"Oh yeah, I've heard that that new club is really cool, I've been MEANING to go there"<Neo-hipster

by Whatzahipzter? February 6, 2012

Hipster fight

When mean looks are not enough, hipsters engage in verbal fights, trying to make the other person feel stupid. The most common hipster fight is when someone cuts in front of a hipster at a concert.

I saw this awesome hipster fight at the Wilco show when these girls pushed their way to the front row.

by paavopetie May 16, 2008

Hipster bitch

1: The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.

2: A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.

"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"

"Please die. Now. "

by EFrye March 13, 2005

hipster fucks

Hipster fucks are people who think they are so cool by their laid back "lack of trendiness- I dont try to be cool" when really they are defeating what they are saying by their own disguised trendiness. Responsible for the new boy band, they usually dislike anything remotely accepted because it is remotely accepted, and instead turn to the accepted things within their own circles (which everyone likes anyways so they are again defeatng the purpose). characterized by their scarves in the summer and shirts with what they think are obscure band names on them, and greasy hair, they are truly the definition of hypocrits.

"Man look at that hipster fuck. He's so dumb that he will read this definition and agree,'yeah I hate those posers!'when it really describes himself."

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

Hipster youth

Inspired by the term "hitler youth", a hipster youth is someone ages 13-17 who is too indie for their age, and will one day become a full-fledged hipster. Basically a teen hipster.

By age 16 Joe had already gone to every music festival in the United States, wears too tight skinny jeans, and sports ironic facial hair. He is a hipster youth.

by Magicshan March 10, 2013

manhattan hipster

(As opposed to Brooklyn hipsters.)

The original hipsters: non-bike riding, non-beard growing, non-hoodie wearing, non-chubby chasing hipsters.

Males wear high-end jeans instead of levis. Females wear high-end jeans instead of frumpy thrift store frocks. Manhattan hipsters are generally more glamorous, and lead more glamorous lives, than Brooklyn hipsters. When "hanging out" in Brooklyn they will usually choose to do so somewhere south of Atlantic ave. as to avoid the dirty white trash heretics of north Brooklyn.

See the strokes

"Now that he goes to NYU, David is slowly becoming a manhattan hipster."
"Just be grateful he isn't becoming a brooklyn hipster."

by interneter May 11, 2010