We've Got This in a Bag

What you say to your teammates when you are about to lose in a game. Usually followed by a lot of points, resulting in winning, unless you are playing golf. Then you get lower scores.

Team 1 and Team 2 are playing basketball. Team 2 is losing by 2 points. (4 basketball points.)
Team 1: Ha! Try winning now, Assholes.
Team 2 (one person to the other): Don't worry. We've got this in a bag.
Team 2 proceeds to make 6 basketball points. They win the game.

by TheOriginalHobo April 6, 2013

got a spare smoke

a commonly used phrase by homeless people , bums and degenerates who cant afford there own smokes and think for some reason your pack came with extras

coming out of a bar , hey man .. got a spare smoke ?

by non smoker February 4, 2010

got his back

To take care of or look out for; to support.

I'm his wife, so I've got his back.

by Zuter May 4, 2007

got the t-shirt

been there, done that, got the T-shirt to prove it.

So y'all getting married? ... naw, been there, done that, got the T-shirt to prove it.

by bettypturner November 7, 2013

Dick got bite

When your dick is so big, the vagina goes in it.

" Man dat nigger's Dick got bite son, its like a fuckin animal"

by Jeremy Pomerleau March 13, 2008

shorty got biscuit

an exclamation by a colored person used to bring to the attention of his homies the ass of a white bitch that is unusually attractive. usually the last thing heard before being gang-raped.

"Yo, Frank," DeMarque exclaims while pointing with one hand and drawing the other near his mouth as if to guard a right hook, "damn, peep dat shit right dere dawg; shorty got biscuit!"

by ryanadams January 15, 2009

I've Got The Nuts!

1. When you think or know you are going to win at something

2. In poker when you say this you think you have to best hand and it cant be beat

3. Saying that you've got the kahunas to do something dangerous or not

1.Jordan: I Just got the winning kill!
Tyler: Dude you've got the Nuts!

2. While playing poker Carlos looks down and smiles because he thinks he has the winning cards.
Daniel looks over from beside him and says He's Got The Nuts!!!

3. Jeff: You wont do it though!
Ted: Who won't I've got the Nuts!

by TDanger123 September 2, 2010