Cross between a moose and a fly. It makes a WWoonkbzzzzzp*
sound. At about an inch tall the moosefly is often considered to be either a very large fly, or a very small moose. They eat people...
sound. At about an inch tall the moosefly is often considered to be either a very large fly, or a very small moose. They eat people...
spaZmodius: Hey. Look at that moose-fly. We should run.
Random onlooker: Nah. What a moose-fly gonna do? *get's eaten*
spaZmodius: Shit! Now how do I explain this to the president...
Random onlooker: Nah. What a moose-fly gonna do? *get's eaten*
spaZmodius: Shit! Now how do I explain this to the president...
by spaZmodius November 5, 2005
Get the Moose-flymug. This was a sex act created by a good friend of mine a few years ago, when we were discussing the various gross sex things (Hot lunch, Jelly Donut, etc.) Anywho, here's what a Flying Rod is:
Take one woman, and one man. You'll need three Swedish meatballs, and two aluminum poles with a diameter of at least four inches. Stick one pole in her pussy, the other in her ass. Then, with the Swedish meatballs in your right hand, jizz in her right ear. Then eat one meatball and stuff your cock in her mouth. While she sucks it, shit in her left hand and eat a second meatball. Then put your left elbow by her mouth. While sucking you, she must eat the shit and lick your elbow. Then remove your cock from her mouth. Push the rod in her ass up as far as it will go, and remove the rod from her pussy. Stuff the remaining meatball into her pussy and then fuck her rotten with your cock. Once she is finished eating the shit, remove your cock from her pussy and piss all over her face. Remove the rod from her ass and give it a final fuck with your cock. That, is a Flying Rod.
Take one woman, and one man. You'll need three Swedish meatballs, and two aluminum poles with a diameter of at least four inches. Stick one pole in her pussy, the other in her ass. Then, with the Swedish meatballs in your right hand, jizz in her right ear. Then eat one meatball and stuff your cock in her mouth. While she sucks it, shit in her left hand and eat a second meatball. Then put your left elbow by her mouth. While sucking you, she must eat the shit and lick your elbow. Then remove your cock from her mouth. Push the rod in her ass up as far as it will go, and remove the rod from her pussy. Stuff the remaining meatball into her pussy and then fuck her rotten with your cock. Once she is finished eating the shit, remove your cock from her pussy and piss all over her face. Remove the rod from her ass and give it a final fuck with your cock. That, is a Flying Rod.
by You dared me to, Justin, so here it is. April 1, 2005
Get the Flying Rodmug. An issult, similar to a moon, but done with the scrotum. A person grabs his scrotum at to spots near the bottom, pulls his sack flat, and starts flying around.
by Hang Low Saxon January 12, 2004
Get the flying squirrelmug. A counter-rape tactic, in which the victim lies in wait in a spiderman-style pose, arms and legs spread, on the ceiling (on the underside of the top bunk of a bunkbed, etc.) above the rapist's bed. When the rapist returns to his/her sleeping area the victim lets out a battle cry and drops from the ceiling like a flying squirrel. Counter-rape ensues.
by gingerscholarbusinessman December 22, 2009
Get the flying squirrelmug. When a male does a headstand, naked, against a wall and his penis and balls resembles the facial configurations of a fly or mosquito. You can also flail your legs to make it look like your fly has arms. Like a wacky, waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube man.
by Swaggasaurus April 20, 2016
Get the Fly on the wallmug. by alex spaar December 14, 2008
Get the flying buttressmug. lay the diry whore on your bed jump off a counter with your legs extended and arms out then jump on the bitch and start poundin on her vagina then nibble on her tits like its nuts
by Sosa69 February 4, 2008
Get the flying squirrelmug.