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Fake Edge

Someone who claims to be straight edge but drinks/smokes or does drugs in secret.
That guy claims edge but I've seen him drinking, He's fake edge.
by xliamx January 11, 2009
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Fake Italian

A person of Italian heritage who doesn’t speak Italian, has never been to Italy, and gets their Italian culture from Goodfellas. A clown. Un cafone!
Jimmy has an Italian last name but he get his Italian from the sopranos. He’s a fake Italian!
by Crumbs Costanza August 24, 2020
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Fake news

Wow, the news nowadays are fake news
by Real News? April 1, 2018
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fake punk

Anything that is not real punk music.

NOFX is real punk, Good Charlotte is not.
by Michael McGrath January 13, 2004
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fake southerner

Cretinous Yankee wannabes who, upon moving south of the Mason-Dixon line or Ohio River, adopt sappy, sorry versions of the local dialect, wave the Stars n' Bars, pretend to be 'folk heroes' or 'outlaws', wax nostalgically about Stonewall, JEB, and General Lee, and claim Hank Williams was 'always their favorite.'
Cities like Austin, Nashville, Charlotte, Dallas, Birmingham, and large parts of Atlanta no longer feel authentically Old South because of the presence of so many fake southerners.
by Rustbelt Hero March 29, 2008
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fake geek

Fake geeks can be girls or boys, although most think it's girls only. It's mostly boys, believe it or not. Fake geeks pretend to be huge fans of Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Homestuck, Merlin, and lots of other fandoms. They also pretend to have a lot of ships, and an unrealistically popular tumblr blog. They can be seen wearing fake glasses and wearing merchandise for shows they don't watch.
Jack: I watch BBC Sherlock and Doctor Who all the time!
Alice: Really?! Didn't you like that new Doctor Who episode that played last night?! My OTP Destiel became canon!!!
Jack: I know! I was so happy!
Alice: (thinking) Honestly. What a fake geek.
by AnataSky May 18, 2014
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Fake Love

Verb, transitive: To have sex with someone you barely know, often proposed by the more altered of the two of you.
Him: Hey! (burp) Wanna fake love?
Her: Do I know you?
by Dr.FTU November 6, 2009
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