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Fellatio Fairy 

Fellatio Fag Fairy
One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner
Tigran returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fairy, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick & the Masturbation Monster was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.
Fellatio Fairy by Sodomizin Sam August 28, 2006

Green Fairy 

Abbreviation: "GF". Refers to blonde women who pretend to be beards for their questionable husbands.
Observer: "That Green Fairy's husband is flirting with another twink in front of her...She should probably start refurbishing his closet; he might be there for a while."
Green Fairy by Kipli September 24, 2009

grass fairy 

The ass-fairies sprinkled curry throughout Homo Gardens.

Care Fairy 

Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.

Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.
Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!
Care Fairy by MissHunty December 24, 2008

soccer fairy 

A boy at SHS that plays soccer. Typically a boy like JS who can't really play but just flits around the field like an imbecile.
soccer fairy by Sam Sam Bill January 19, 2005

mash-fairy 

small pink fluffy creature who eats mash; can also be irritating and whine alot.
mash-fairy sat in a puddle of mash
mash-fairy by kimbo-frog May 15, 2003