ex of gooly

a michto that is a backstabbing bitch. She does not deserve his yeezys

the ex of gooly is a bitch

by gooly October 14, 2018

ex collector

A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.

1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.

1:She’s the fucking ex collector.

2: Big mood.

by Bugfacts April 10, 2018

Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

Ex-joke

When someone makes a joke and after everyone’s already laughed keeps saying the same joke until it’s not funny at all anymore. Basically an expired joke.

I really wish john doe would stop using that same ex-joke. Everyone is literally not going to enjoy being around him all day.

by Theyoutuber2001 October 23, 2018

Ex-mortal

a person who did the impossible

Recently a man survived the holocaust, spanish flu, and now COVID 19 he is an Ex-mortal

by mista2 April 6, 2020

Ex-sextation

The feeling or thought that you will resume your old sex life with an ex with no regard for you present life or anyone in it.

Ex-sextation- I recently had seen my ex and acted on unrealistic ex-sextaion she was discussed.
My old partner had ex-sextaions that made me sure that leaving him was the right choice.
My ex-sextaions left me feeling lonely because she was over our last relationship what a bitch!

by Suxatore2022 April 23, 2022

Ex-Plainin'

When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.

Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.

by Sammie817 March 11, 2009